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Saturday, November 18, 2006

Bills, Bond, and Birth Months

Saturday 6.

1. When a bill arrives in the mail, what do you do with it: pay it immediately, hold it with others and pay at once, or put it off until the last possible minute?
Depends on if I have the money to pay it yet or not. Sometimes it sits on the table until the next paycheck.

2. Which actor makes the best James Bond?
OMG I can't believe people still watch this sexist shit. Ew.

James Bond should be a woman next time. It should be Jane Bond. And she should have her choice of hot sex-object men to screw. And she should nobly decline to screw any of them because Jane Bond actually has enough brains to understand where AIDS and venereal disease come from and enough ethics not to use people for sex and then throw them away while risking compromising her job performance by getting sick. [Also, isn't it kinda dumb for a spy to be leaving huge DNA samples all over the place?] That way, the director can use the sexual tension as a plot device, assuming he bothers to have a plot.

Oh, I'm sorry, people like the scantily-clad babes who [even the ones who are purported scientists] are pretty much just there as fuck interests and examples of the stereotypical deceitful, slutty woman? GET A PORNO.

3. Of the foods you enjoy, which one are you least likely to try cooking yourself?
Bread.

4. Take the quiz: What does your birth month reveal about you?
"Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn."

5. Of the results you just got, which one seems the farthest from the "real" you?
It's a tie between "loves to dress up" and "seldom shows emotions."

6. Will you see your extended family on Thanksgiving Day this year?
No. It will be just me and the folks.

Have a good Thanksgiving, everybody, if you're celebrating that. If not, have a good week.

sbt/sbc

1 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

I like your answer to the James Bond question, it made me laugh because I've thought some of the same things. However, I have to admit...I've seen every one and will probably see this one as well. De ;)

http://journals.aol.com/erarein63/DesThoughts/

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